After inheriting the family mortuary, a pyrophobic mortician accidentally exposes hundreds of un-cremated bodies to toxic medical waste. As the corpses re-animate, the mortician s inheritance-seeking younger brother unexpectantly shows up, stumbling upon a full zombie outbreak!

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